Please only order if you can accept a 2-3 week delay (hopefully maximum!) - I'm currently on a bit of sick leave with what appears to be tonsillitis 🤒 I will be dealing with all orders, oldest first, as soon as I'm better! ❤️🌈

Bert, Surprise! // A Yarn Club

Regular price £16.00

Please note: 

***This is available as a repeating subscription, and a one-off purchase. You don't have to subscribe if you don't want to.***

The cut off for the Club is the 14th of each month, and shipment is towards the end of that month - so orders placed from now until 14th December will be dispatched around the end of December (please allow for unexpected transit delays). If you have ordered from the Lumina, Surprise Club too, I will ship them both together and refund any overpaid p&p ❤️


Welcome to... 

Bert, Surprise! 

The idea is, every month I'll dye a different version of Bert; i.e. I'll use the same colour speckles, but on differently dyed bases... 🌈🥰 You might get Bert speckles on a pastel or saturated semi-solid (such as Silver Bert), or on top of a variegated colourway such as Bert: Hope, Bert: Embrace or Bert: Rise (these have been past Club yarns);  or even Albert speckles on a semi-solid or variegated base. The different colour bases will create some beautifully different colours compared to the original Bert. 

Bert is a speckley delightful mess and explosion of pure neon love and colour, and I'm really excited about dyeing these new versions for you 🌈🌈🌈 Come along with me on this Bert journey every month, or dip in and out as you fancy! Try amending your subscription as required.

You can choose to receive the weight and size of your choice:

4ply BFL Superwash 100g, approx. 400m. 

4ply BFL Superwash 50g, approx. 200m. 

4ply BFL Superwash 20g mini, approx 80m.

4ply BFL Superwash 10g teeny mini, approx 40m.

DK BFL Superwash 100g, approx. 225m. 

DK BFL Superwash 50g, approx. 112.50m. 

DK BFL Superwash 20g mini, approx 45m.

DK BFL Superwash 10g teeny mini, approx 22.5m.

Aran BFL Superwash 100g, approx. 166m.

Aran BFL Superwash 50g, approx. 83m.


If you're interested in a Kidsilk Mohair too, please get in touch! Bert and Albert speckles do look gorgeous on Mohair, so I'm positive these different versions I'll be creating would also work well on that base, providing I have some mohair base in stock 🌈


Dyed with professional acid dyes and rinsed thoroughly. 


Please bear in mind if you are planning a project that shades between batches may vary due to the nature of the speckling process. 


Subscription management

For the subscription, you will be charged again at the same time each month, unless you change this by editing your subscription (you must have an account set up on my website to subscribe). You are in full control of when you are charged. You can also pause your subscription, and cancel if required. Please do get in touch if you have ANY queries.

So for example, if you ordered anytime from 15th May - 14th June, your Club yarn would be dispatched towards the end of June. If you ordered from 15th - 14th July, your Club yarn would be dispatched towards the end of July.

Just remember, the cut off is the 14th of the month.

I love you all.


If you have any questions, you can contact me through my website contact form here ❤️

Mustard x


Please note:
I will keep an eye on postage prices as my website's postage calculator is tricky due to me offering large letter prices for the stitch markers, and small parcel prices for the yarn. Any terribly overpriced p&p it charges you will be refunded, but as a rule up to a few skeins should be £3 UK (add a few quid for international orders).