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MAY 2021 Bert, Surprise! // A Yarn Club

Regular price £2.50

Welcome to... 

Bert, Surprise! 

If you'd like a little sneak peek of this months' Bert before you buy, click here for pics!

The idea of this Club is, every month I'll dye a different version of Bert; i.e. I'll use the same colour neon speckles, but on differently dyed bases... 🌈🥰

You might get Bert speckles on a pastel or saturated semi-solid (such as Silver Bert), or on top of a variegated colourway such as Bert: Hope, Bert: Embrace or Bert: Rise, or even Albert speckles on a semi-solid or variegated base.

The different colour bases will create some beautifully different colours compared to the original Bert. Most of the Berts available on my website have been born from this monthly Club.

Not all of them are released as colourways after the Club, thereby making those ones exclusive to the Club. 

Clubs are now on a Ready To Ship basis, and are no longer dyed to order. This means I am dyeing a set quantity - if it sells out, it sells out; and until it sells out it will remain available for purchase until it's gone! You may find previous Clubs available here.

You can choose to receive the weight and skein size of your choice:

4ply BFL 100% Superwash 100g, approx. 400m. 

4ply BFL 100% Superwash 50g, approx. 200m. 

4ply BFL 100% Superwash 20g mini, approx 80m.

4ply BFL 100% Superwash 10g teeny mini, approx 40m.


DK BFL 100% Superwash 100g, approx. 225m. 

DK BFL 100% Superwash 50g, approx. 112.50m. 

DK BFL 100% Superwash 20g mini, approx 45m.

DK BFL 100% Superwash 10g teeny mini, approx 22.5m.


Aran BFL 100% Superwash 100g, approx. 166m.

Aran BFL 100% Superwash 50g, approx. 83m.

Aran BFL 100% Superwash 20g mini, approx. 34m.


Slub Fingering Superwash 90% Merino, 10% Nylon 100g, approx. 400m

Slub Fingering Superwash 90% Merino, 10% Nylon 50g, approx. 200m

Slub Fingering Superwash 90% Merino, 10% Nylon 20g mini, approx. 80m


Dyed with professional acid dyes and rinsed thoroughly. 


Please note I have post collections twice a week, so your order will not necessarily be sent the next working day.

Please also note I do have an output capacity as I am a one-woman biz and as such I can only get so much done in a working day; I cannot necessarily get all parcels packed up before the next collection. I will work through orders numerically and get them included in the next post collection as best I can 🥳


If you have any questions, you can contact me through my website contact form here ❤️


Mustard x